Jordan McGuffin

side effects of heelys may include: too many bitches, an overdose of swag, blow jobs in ur free time, and in some cases.. death (by handjob)

TATTOO BLOG

thats what you get for falling asleep at parties faggot

I’m done.

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

gonna be?
I glued googley eyes to my toaster and coffee maker so I wouldn’t be lonely.